A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love. She said, “Aww, so sorry… excuse me pleazo, Front hole is so happy that my back hole laugh out loud!”

Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.

What’s the difference between biology and sociology?When the baby looks like his mom or dad = it’s biology. When he looks like the neighbour, = it is sociology.

What do u call the useless piece of flesh attached to the dick? = The MAN.

Whoever first said “A dog is man’s best friend” = he must have never seen a pussy before.

Why is breast milk good for health? Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing and comes in attractive containers.

Why was the two-piece bikini invented? To separate the meat section from the dairy section.

A mother was scolding the daughter, “I don’t like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb.” "No, Mama,” she said, “He is going to be a doctor. See, he has already cured me of that illness that I used to have every month!”